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[–] Bane_Killgrind@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Hey you need to be better, obviously this guy is struggling.

He won't understand the implication he should light the firecracker unless you tell him explicitly.

[–] dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 week ago

I'll do better next time and make sure I mention to light any firecrackers lodged in the junk.