this post was submitted on 30 Jun 2026
230 points (98.7% liked)
TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name
7296 readers
495 users here now
/c/TenForward: Your home-away-from-home for all things Star Trek!
Re-route power to the shields, emit a tachyon pulse through the deflector, and post all the nonsense you want. Within reason of course.
~ 1. No bigotry. This is a Star Trek community. Remember that diversity and coexistence are Star Trek values. Any post/comments that are racist, anti-LGBT, or generally "othering" of a group will result in removal/ban.
~ 2. Keep it civil. Disagreements will happen both on lore and preferences. That's okay! Just don't let it make you forget that the person you are talking to is also a person.
~ 3. Use spoiler tags.
Use spoiler tags in comments, and NSFW checkbox for posts.
This applies to any episodes that have dropped within 3 months prior of your posting. After that it's free game.
~ 4. Keep it Trek related. This one is kind of a gimme but keep as on topic as possible.
~ 5. Keep posts to a limit. We all love Star Trek stuff but 3-4 posts in an hour is plenty enough.
~ 6. Try to not repost. Mistakes happen, we get it! But try to not repost anything from within the past 1-2 months.
~ 7. No General AI Art. Posts of simple AI art do not 'inspire jamaharon'
~ 8. No Political Upheaval. Political commentary is allowed, but please keep discussions civil. Read here for our community's expectations.
Fun will now commence.
Sister Communities:
Want your community to be added to the sidebar? Just ask one of our mods!
Creator Resources:
Looking for a Star Trek screencap? (TrekCore)
Looking for the right Star Trek typeface/font for your meme? (Thank you @kellyaster for putting this together!)
founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS
you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
view the rest of the comments
If the transporter doesn't automatically beam all of the poop and pee and fart gasses from inside your body into some waste system, then what's even the point?
Yeah the transporter can stop a phaser in mid discharge. Why not also just clean out your bowels for you. In fact why even get up and shit and shower in the morning. Seems like the transporter could beam you out of bed and do all of that for you.
In the Star Trek universe, I've realized it's not too good to think about how many problems transporter could solve. It would be obvious if you were in-universe and using transporters a lot.
For example, how often could a problem be solved by transporting an enemy into space or by starting a transport and then intentionally purging their pattern from the buffer?
Quite often, I suspect. Technically, they should be able to use the transporter and buffer to copy and save the state of people too.
It might slightly ruin the drama.
That's how you get a ship full of amoral Garys.
You might enjoy the light novel series "Saving 80,000 Gold in Another World for My Retirement".
Believe it or not, I am just about finished with the current LN series I am rereading, and was just wondering what to do next.
Oh nice, is that Myne in your profile? I really need to re-read Bookworm and start the Hannelore series.
It almost seems sacrilegious, but I only have digital copies of Bookworm. I like your random Japanese one... I've been reading the manga in Japanese, and have read a few different web novel series in Japanese, but I'm not quite as confident about LNs.
The picture from my profile is one of my favorite lines from the series, where Rozemyne tells Ferdinand not to treat her a certain way because she's just a normal girl. Ferdinand tells Rozemyne that a normal girl wouldn't become a librarian, which spurs her to declare that she'll become the weirdest girl ever. They just did that scene in the after-credits scene from the anime episode that came out this week.
Didn't realize the anime resumed! These were special furigana versions of the books for children. Picked them up on vacation in Japan. Searched everywhere but couldn't find them in Akihabara, instead they were in a random bookstore in a giant mall next to the Tokyo Skytree. Sad to say I don't know Japanese except for a few tourist and anime words and I've not yet put in the work to try to read them.
In the future, rich people won't bother with toilets. They'll just abuse transporters.
In the mean time, they’ll just shit all over everyone else.