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[–] Bohne93@feddit.org 53 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (6 children)

The trick is to work up the ranks, you can start by hexing lesser gods, like the lower egyptian pantheon and just challenge stronger and stronger gods. But watch out for Jesus, he's a real noob filter. He WILL put you in a rear naked choke hold and if you don't know how to get out of it you better start saying your prayers.

[–] meta4@retrolemmy.com 44 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Prayers to whom?? Jesus "Got you in a rear naked choke hold" Christ???

[–] ThePowerOfGeek@lemmy.world 41 points 4 days ago (1 children)

"Dear Jesus, please let me out of this choke hold. I'm sorry. I fucked up."

[–] Duke_Nukem_1990@feddit.org 13 points 4 days ago

I hate when I have to level grind ._.

[–] bizarroland@lemmy.world 11 points 3 days ago (1 children)

"Ten measures of magic (keshafim) were given to the world; Egypt received nine while the rest of the world received one."

You might want to rethink the pantheon you want to go up against.

[–] skulblaka@sh.itjust.works 10 points 3 days ago

Yeah if anything you want to go beat up Shinto or Buddhism, they have a few heavy hitters but they also have an absolute ton of little guys just littering the place. Just mob farm for levels

Don’t gaslight me Jesus!!

[–] Mowcherie@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

He's got a wicked whip attack.

[–] endless_nameless@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Wait is Jesus Protect Melee or Protect Mage?

[–] Honytawk@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 3 days ago

Both, and also Protect Ranged.

They are part of the Evangelical Triangle after all.