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[–] FireRetardant@lemmy.world 52 points 15 hours ago (4 children)

Idk i feel like most beaches this is pretty acceptable. In my experience if you walk further from the parking lot you get more seclusion and peace. IMO a reasonable volume on a speaker isn't any more disturbing than kids playing which is expected at the beach.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 7 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago) (1 children)

the difference is the "i need silence" folk just want to get away from all the sound of humanity. which, cool, but you need to actually get away from humans to do that. we get you don't like humans. some of us do. don't expect everyone to accommodate you in public. it belongs to me just as much as it belongs to you, and you ain't accommodated shit for me.

[–] punkfungus@sh.itjust.works 2 points 6 hours ago (2 children)

We literally never stop accommodating you. Are you being physically confronted over your music in public all the time? I doubt it.

We live in a populous world and the "I need loud music at all times" folk have absolutely no boundaries. There is nowhere to go where there is no chance of disturbance. Which is why it would be nice if some people would back off of blasting music in places of respite.

[–] FudgyMcTubbs@lemmy.world 3 points 6 hours ago

Looking at you, hiking trails within a two-drive from Seattle. It's like being in a fucking shopping mall in the 90s, except now some people have bluetooth speakers hanging from their REI backpacks.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world -1 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago) (1 children)

Yes, I am, about once a week, by people like you. Because they see a cane and someone vulnerable they can bully. The knife tends to make them back off.

People have been making music since before they were people. If you don't like it, go back to under the sea

[–] punkfungus@sh.itjust.works 2 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

You seem to have some issues going on, and you're projecting an awful lot of malice onto random strangers who don't like someone else's loud music imposed on them. I hope you work through those issues buddy

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

the person demanding silence from the whole world says "you have issues" and doesn't see the funny. which makes it funnier.

[–] punkfungus@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

The person upset at being imposed upon by people doesn't see the hypocrisy as they angrily defend their behaviour of imposing upon others.

The chip on your shoulder might be visible from orbit.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

So like, if you start the conversation polite, maybe you'll get polite responses. Making unreasonable demands on everyone (considering earplugs cost a few cents, and it is your responsibility to deal with your disability, not mine) is very polite.

[–] punkfungus@sh.itjust.works 1 points 48 minutes ago (1 children)

So to summarize this conversation, I expressed that it would be nice if people stopped blasting their music in natural spaces. Then you projected a whole bunch of bad intentions onto me, expressed that you believe you have a right to rape everyone's earholes, and that if someone dares suggest you not do that they are an ableist bully and you're ready to pull a knife on them.

But I'm the problem because I'm being unreasonable and impolite.

Then you have the gall to suggest earplugs. The default state for people not blasting music is that they are not imposing on anyone. The default state of people blasting music is that they are imposing on everyone. How about you get some headphones?

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 0 points 43 minutes ago (1 children)

so since you are assuming rape (wow dude, go fuck yourself) let me tell you the purpose of my music. it's so dipshits like you get out of the way or get hit by 350 pound at 25 miles per hour. when i see you in the distance, i'll turn it off because you consider noise rape

[–] punkfungus@sh.itjust.works 0 points 40 minutes ago (1 children)

Charming. "I get to either blast my music at you, or maim/kill you with my vehicle, your choice". You sound like a wonderful person.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 36 minutes ago* (last edited 35 minutes ago) (1 children)

i mean, you don't want to be "raped" with music, however that works. that seems to be other option. you don't get out of the way.

[–] punkfungus@sh.itjust.works 1 points 30 minutes ago (2 children)

That's very obviously a figure of speech, and you're very obviously motivated to interpret it literally just to have something to attack me over.

I'm curious exactly how I ended up in this hypothetical scenario where I'm in your way, and you are apparently justified in mowing me down because I don't want to hear your music.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 10 minutes ago

okay i'm sick of educating autistic teenagers on how society works. have fun

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 13 minutes ago* (last edited 11 minutes ago) (1 children)

i'm curious exactly how in this scenario, you failed to realize it's dangerous to wear headphones on a bicycle. but you know, my life is worth so much less than yours obviously.

hence the mowing you down. you value me that little, i value you that little. it's called EmPaThY, you're just not used to it working to your detriment

[–] punkfungus@sh.itjust.works 1 points 5 minutes ago

You go on believing that wild straw man version of me you've conjured up buddy.

[–] huey_m@reddthat.com 11 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

I really wonder if there is any place outside of a concert venue that these folks find music on speakers acceptable? I kind of get it if they're solo, just use headphones, but... hanging out in a group and listening to music together at the beach is about the most normal use of a beach trip I can think of.

[–] QualifiedKitten@discuss.online 1 points 4 hours ago

I think it depends on the beach. If it's somewhere with lots of other people, somewhere super accessible, then I kinda expect it. But if it's a less populated beach, maybe one that's more difficult to get to, I probably chose it in hopes of listening to nature.

[–] autriyo@feddit.org 33 points 15 hours ago

Often there's people (esp. groups) who can't be bothered with "reasonable".

I've probably been guilty of that in the past...

[–] MeatPilot@sh.itjust.works 9 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago) (1 children)

I just got back from a beach vacation in a house we rented. Unfortunately I had to rely on a relatives speaker, so I could relax watching for no kids to drown.

Mostly played soft R&B, Blues, or anything downbeat at a lower level I could hear it over the sound of the waves and screaming children. But I was sitting right next to it and not blasting it from 100 meters away.

We'd also setup way early with no one around. I'd have the speaker rolling and the beach wasn't packed. Yet people still setup really close to me on both sides.

At that point I figured they weren't bothered. They would hopefully have said something because we talked to each other about the kids playing together.

So yeah there are situations, like everything else.

Probably only person I bothered was my Mother-in-law, because she is kinda racist and doesn't like music made by darker skin people, but that I really didn't give a shit about.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago)

yeah, you pretty much get ten feet from the speaker and can't hear it. beaches i go to at least, there's lots of us little dorks sitting and drawing or reading or listening to music all quietly by ourselves, sneaking a joint whenever the kids are away.

or i assume. ain't got kids so that's what i'm doing when everyone else's are in the water