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submitted 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) by RickyRigatoni@piefed.zip to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
 
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[–] Olgratin_Magmatoe@slrpnk.net 46 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Saw a student once using the term "Port of Guesses" unironically in a final submission.

Like, how do you fuck up that badly that you don't notice that? I mean obviously it was just laziness, but still.

So now I've got a minecraft village named the Port of Guesses in honor of that nonsense lol

[–] Rooster326@programming.dev 21 points 6 days ago (5 children)

Almost as bad as that report for "Youth in Asia"

[–] save_the_humans@leminal.space 17 points 6 days ago

Or that neurodegenerative disease the elderly get, "old timers"

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 6 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

"They tell us how to run our lives, we run for youth in Asia!"

-- Dave Mustaine before proof reading the lyrics of one of the best albums in the history of music

"David Mustaine"

-- me before proof reading this comment 🤦🏻😄

[–] Bombastic@sopuli.xyz 3 points 5 days ago

"Yeah, they gave it to some kid in china or something"

[–] Danquebec@sh.itjust.works 2 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] wieson@feddit.org 4 points 5 days ago
[–] Passerby6497@lemmy.world 1 points 5 days ago

For the longest time as a kid I really wanted to know why my church cared so much about Asian kids.

[–] AbsolutelyClawless@piefed.social 7 points 6 days ago (2 children)

I started saying "US of A" out loud because of internet memeing and one time it slipped during a (non-English) language class. I genuinely didn't clock why people were laughing. I didn't register I said that instead of the proper way.

[–] Coconut1233@lemmy.world 8 points 6 days ago (3 children)

Genuinely - as a non-American - what's wrong with saying "US of A"?

[–] AbsolutelyClawless@piefed.social 1 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

I meant to write "US and A" like the above comment pointed out 😄 But either way, if inserted out loud while speaking a non-English language, it's weird. Especially if people you talk to aren't chronically online, lol. Imagine speaking German and then unironically saying "US and A" in English.

Nothing. I've heard it used occasionally for decades.

[–] MrEff@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago

Because of our American exceptionalism we forgot we were a part OF the americas. So now we are THE USA. Hope that helps.