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[–] 1D10@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Hey, as a man on ssdi I honestly appreciate you. And I honestly feel most lawyers and their employees are dedicated and work hard to get things right, that's why when stupid shit happens it makes the news, noone wants to read "normal decent guy, dedicated to their profession, once again does an outstanding job.

I realy do appreciate your work, I'm a bit odd about words and love clear exact terminology, some leagal briefs I've read are fucking poetry.

[–] YawningNostalgia@thelemmy.club 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Oh sorry I kinda went off on my own tangent but I'm glad you have people looking out for you. We had to file and file and file and kept bouncing to different courts and going to the 7th circuit etc and it was crazy how much work they put in to try to block it. Imagine if they just gave you benefits straight away, since they definitely wasted more money with the denials and appeals. What a wonderful world. I really hope you're doing well (clearly I'm not the terminology guy)

[–] 1D10@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Nah your good man, it truly is insane watching how much money gets wasted by trying to catch cheats. Just have Dr's submit shit and get it done, then if someone does cheat go after the Dr's and the cheaters.

[–] Followupquestion@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

Fraud for disability might be higher than other social welfare programs but last I heard fraud for food stamps (which directly supports American farming btw) was well under 1% which means if they spend more than that fraction of a percent looking for fraud it was a waste of money. Guess which direction the government would rather put their money.

[–] teyrnon@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

You are talking about lawyers? Nice and decent? Wow.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Plenty of them are. (Only speaking on America because I don't know much about elsewhere). The national lawyers guild is awesome. The ACLU has its controversies and decisions I may not love, but by fuck do they fight for our civil rights. Environmental lawyers accept shit pay and long hours to fight for a habitable world. Public defenders accept bad pay and long hours standing up for the accused (yeah lot of issues there too, but the job is necessary). There are lawyers fighting for civil rights all over, especially now as the government engages in tyranny. And yeah social security and disability lawyers fighting to get people what they're owed.

Lawyers can be expensive, slimy, and weaponized, but they're also a vital tool in pressuring governments, and yeah that goes both ways too. Fascists want you to be disillusioned by them because lawyers are part of how we preserve the rule of law instead of rule by law.

[–] teyrnon@sh.itjust.works -1 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

There is a lot to unpack here. But generally, you mention exceptions to the rule.

The ACLU, is milquetoast and always has been. They never stood up for the labor movement, and hardly stick up for those poisoned by the most powerful corporations for instance.

Court appointed attorneys? I am tempted to say get the fuck out of here, many are good, more are bad. These are aspiring good old boys, and or shitty lawyers that bend their clients over for the system so they can be part of the club.

Environmental lawyers are on notice after Donzinger. Don't expect shit.

The system they operate under is broken, so if they want to succeed in their careers they have to betray the common good. That's the problem and it's not new, although getting worse.

Fuck Lawyers. What do you call a hundred lawyers at the bottom of the Lake? A good start.

[–] Godric@lemmy.world -1 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] teyrnon@sh.itjust.works -1 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

I reconginze your username with negative connotations. Good job brain, you remembered another half witted troll!

Such a cogent argument to my reason too! You are truly a masterdebater!

[–] Godric@lemmy.world -1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I don't remember you, another old man naively bitching about lawyers as a profession doesn't really register, sorry

Make a joke about your wife next, I'm sure it'll be original!

[–] teyrnon@sh.itjust.works -1 points 2 days ago

Worthless commentary, you aren't worth responding to.

I'm not a lawyer, path diverged, but it was both hilarious and devastating what went on in that office. I'd turn in initial briefs (my job way back then was to read through all their medical notes and then turn them into something readable for the law types) and it was just like "this guy has needed a new wheelchair for 2 fuckin years, assholes," and then I'd find the specs of the different wheelchairs that would be more suitable, and then my lovely old boss would call me into the office and say "hey, that's not how we word things, let's have you go over my edits" and we'd trade back and forth until my vitriol married his professionalism.

A scathing legal brief is so exciting to read. You're on the edge of your seat like it's a final match in [insert your preferred sport] like GET EM!" Good times.

I hope you're doing okay, message me if you want to vent about the SSDI process or anything! I'm not in it now tho