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[–] reader@lemmy.zip 42 points 22 hours ago (2 children)

OK but where does he sleep?

[–] VinegarChunks@lemmus.org 28 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago) (2 children)

Even more, how do you eat on a budget of $10/day without access to a kitchen?

In San Francisco of all places?

[–] Rooster326@programming.dev 6 points 11 hours ago

You can eat very cheaply if you don't plan on living long, or healthy.

[–] Hoimo@ani.social 15 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Uhmmm, you don't have to cook doritos, wagie.

[–] Rooster326@programming.dev 2 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago) (1 children)

Friendly Reminders: A Family size bag of Nacho Cheese Doritos contains 2,250 Calories..

Flaming Hot Cheetos? 2400.

[–] YellowParenti@lemmy.wtf 4 points 9 hours ago

Eqt half a bag, add some cans of tuna and beans, and, baby, you might keep your feet!

[–] imperious_melange@lemmy.zip 2 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

There's creative location. Rooftops, empty houses, abandoned properties and so on

[–] brotundspiele@sh.itjust.works 1 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

How do they check if you're homeless? Couldn't you just rent a property and tell nobody?

In Germany you are required to register your address with the authorities and your landlord has to register you as well. But as far as I know there is no such central registration of all citizens in the US. Isn't that one of the reasons why there's always such a big hassle to get enrolled as a voter?

[–] imperious_melange@lemmy.zip 7 points 13 hours ago

Yeah that could work as long as you never change your mailing address to where you are staying but there's nowhere you can rent for $700 in SF.