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[โ€“] Rooster326@programming.dev 2 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago) (1 children)

Friendly Reminders: A Family size bag of Nacho Cheese Doritos contains 2,250 Calories..

Flaming Hot Cheetos? 2400.

[โ€“] YellowParenti@lemmy.wtf 4 points 8 hours ago

Eqt half a bag, add some cans of tuna and beans, and, baby, you might keep your feet!