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Uhmmm, you don't have to cook doritos, wagie.
Friendly Reminders: A Family size bag of Nacho Cheese Doritos contains 2,250 Calories..
Flaming Hot Cheetos? 2400.
Eqt half a bag, add some cans of tuna and beans, and, baby, you might keep your feet!