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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The most popular seem to be lighthearted clever little truths, hidden in daily life.

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If all things were the same, but it was men who fell pregnant and gave birth, abortion clinics would be so standard they’d be on every corner, like McDonald’s. In fact, it’d be a sign of status to go to one.

Male 1: “I’m just off to the abortion clinic real quick.”

Male 2: “Oh nice, King. You’ve been busy.”

Male 1 leaves.

Male 3: “He’s so cool.”

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[–] daannii@lemmy.world 18 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago) (3 children)

You never see legislation on condoms.

Just birth control.

When it's a man's choice it's uncontested.

But a woman shouldn't have the same autonomy.

[–] nforminvasion@lemmy.world 3 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Not here but in Africa the Catholic Church pushed for total bans on birth control, condoms included, official in some places and socially in others. The result was huge spikes in HIV across swaths of Africa.

Also don't be surprised if there is eventually a ban on all both control, not because of actual theocratic desire, but because billionaires don't want us to have any. Deep down they know LLMs will not lead to AI powerful enough to replace all workers, like they were hoping for a few years back, so they know they need human slaves. They use evangelical idiocy to spur up theocratic chuds and convince the masses, they're one of them. But these assholes have no set ethics or morals, good or bad, just greed and powerlust.

I bet they are planning all sorts of ways to force us to have future slaves for them. Not saying it will work, I think population decline is unavoidable and not that bad tbh, but they will absolutely try.

[–] daannii@lemmy.world 2 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago)

I know project 2025 has plans for forcing teenage girls to have pregnancy.

Which is illogical even by their standards as babies more likely to be still born and premature from teenage mothers. And pregnant teen girls more likely to have complications resulting in death and permanent sterility.

We gotta get rid of these insane psychopaths before they destroy the planet and everything on it.

[–] heartSagan5@lemmy.zip 6 points 12 hours ago

Condoms are balloons that just fit your penis, lol. Jk. This world is f-d up.