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[–] applebusch@lemmy.blahaj.zone 159 points 1 day ago (4 children)

im not staying alive for their fucking feelings. if they cared that much they could have treated me like a human being when i was a kid. im staying alive for my cats. and yeah it means i love them more than my shitty parents.

[–] Seleni@lemmy.world 80 points 1 day ago

Hey, staying alive to snuggle cats and spite your parents works too.

[–] Monte_Crisco@thelemmy.club 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

For your cats is an absolutely beautiful purpose and reason we all still need you as long as we can have you. Also, there’s an inevitable piece of news that will make at least 75% of the entire world instantly erupt in celebration. I’ll be very sad if my time comes before that happens.

[–] snoons@lemmy.ca 29 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Me n you both. cept I have my plants lol

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 41 points 1 day ago (5 children)

FUCK I need to water my plants.

[–] arrow74@lemmy.zip 20 points 1 day ago

Go ahead and water yourself while you're at it

[–] harambe69@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Braided rope. One end in water bucket/tank, other in the planter. Watering is just filling the tank once a month. Great success!

I'll have to try that

[–] k0e3@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 day ago

im not staying alive for their fucking feelings. if they cared that much they could have treated me like a plant when i was a aapling. im staying alive for my symbiotic fungi network. and yeah it means i love them more than my shitty owner.

Your plants, probably.

[–] FlowerFan@piefed.blahaj.zone 6 points 1 day ago

FUCK, I should really set an alarm

[–] snoons@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 day ago

So say, we all.

[–] greyscale@lemmy.grey.ooo 2 points 1 day ago

For some reason, this flashed into my mind

[–] n7gifmdn@lemmy.ca -3 points 1 day ago

Your cats will eat you when you die