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"Battle" is usually meant figuratively when fighting wildfires.

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[–] psx_crab@lemmy.zip 61 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Shit, even the fire have gun now!

[–] kambusha@sh.itjust.works 26 points 12 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 30 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago) (4 children)
[–] Damage@feddit.it 1 points 12 minutes ago

You mean the right to arm fires?

[–] Vandals_handle@lemmy.world 8 points 9 hours ago

that all changed when the Fire Nation attacked

[–] Soulphite@reddthat.com 13 points 10 hours ago

In Minnesota, you also gotta watch out for bear arms.

[–] Cocodapuf@lemmy.world 2 points 9 hours ago

It was right there!