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Just to go on a tangent (your comment just feels the closest to this particular topic), Hitler was actually a product of incest. His dad/uncle had a habit of ~~raping~~ "marrying" underage girls, including nieces.
Also, there's plenty of records of Hitler being fucked up as a kid, even before WW1. By that point he was particularly anti-semitic, even by the standard of early 1900's Germany. He was also effectively "that kid" that was in everyone's high school that wrote fanfic where they go on a rape/murder spree.
Tbh, Hitler had 0 chance of growing up as a normal, well-adjusted person.
time traveling assassins got the wrong guy, don't kill hitler...kill alexander the great
no Alexander and there's no roman empire, no roman empire mean catholicism dies a sweat short death, europe being spared all the inbred romaboos that followed the HRE's collapse
also, presumably we would all be speaking mongolian instead of english?