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Anon observes redditors (sh.itjust.works)

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[–] EtnaAtsume@lemmy.world 86 points 1 day ago (10 children)

Neurodivergent middle-aged Linux using anti-AI nostalgiagoggle-wearing very online privacy enthusiast with some degree of fixation on tech, be that privately (their hobby) or professionally (their job).

[–] necrobius@lemmy.zip 5 points 19 hours ago

Damn you didn't have to read me like that

[–] DahGangalang@infosec.pub 27 points 1 day ago

[–] foofiepie@lemmy.world 24 points 1 day ago

[–] HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works 17 points 1 day ago

Don't forget leftist but somehow not communist

[–] CarstenBoll@feddit.dk 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Excuse me, but I am not neurodivergent! At least not to my knowledge.....

[–] Silic0n_Alph4@lemmy.world 4 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Ok, we might have some news for you then…

[–] CarstenBoll@feddit.dk 4 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Are they good news? 😁

[–] Silic0n_Alph4@lemmy.world 1 points 20 hours ago (2 children)

Depends entirely on how you take it…

How can I phrase this nicely… I don’t think being on Lemmy, of all services, has a strong correlation with being neurotypical. When it comes to Fediverse users being neurodiverse, the odds are good… and the goods are odd 😆

[–] CarstenBoll@feddit.dk 1 points 9 hours ago

Actually, in Denmark iirc you're only diagnosed neurodivergent if you experience your symptoms as issues in day-to-day life, and I don't think I have any problems in my day-to-day. I follow a lot of neurodivergent people on Mastodon and the fediverse in general, and while I can recognize some traits in myself, I don't experience any of the difficulties I can hear they have.

Does that make me neurotypical? Not sure.

[–] SGforce@lemmy.ca 1 points 14 hours ago

So I...shouldn't have mentioned Lemmy when that girl asked me to add her on Insta?

[–] death_to_carrots@feddit.org 8 points 1 day ago

Why am I in this post?

[–] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

3/8 phew

Neurodivergent, anti-AI, and, given the number of times I’ve inadvertently referenced internet culture and had to explain it to people, probably very online.

When does middle age start again?

[–] ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 day ago

That's not the important part, the important part is you now must figure out which Linux distro you'll be installing. I recommend Mint or FedoraKDE.