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Kind of an easy one.
I would molest baby Hitler if I knew beforehand that it would stop the holocaust. Its disgusting but to save that many lives its above my personal comfort. its a duty to humanity at that point.
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Now everyone will know, for better or worse
Not everyone is even capable of that.
How the fuck can you reduce everything to a binary operation?
"if i knew beforehand it"
I dont expect everyone to be capable of it. Im just saying put me in there coach and I can get it done. To save millions of people of course.
This comment section is precisely the goldmine that I hoped it would be
Nobody deserves molestation, no matter how evil they are. That shit ruins you for life and I'd argue that I'm more evil after molestation 🤷♂️. Just commit infanticide against baby Hitler tbh
There is only two choices molest or dont. I'm not out here picking molest as my preferred method. I dont think baby Hitler deserves it but if I knew the outcome and could prevent it I would and I'd probably kill myself after.