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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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>be me
>19
>autistic khhv
>lonely
>get great idea to work on my people skills
>join a friend finding server
>add foid
>we chat
>shits pretty boring she gives typical one word foid responses
>says shes a history major
>I know how to spice this conversation up 
>I think about asking her the classic would you kill baby Hitler to stop the holocaust?
>but then an even better question dawns upon me
>would you molest baby Hitler to stop the holocaust?
>calls me a freak then blocks me
>hour later I get banned from the discord
>pic related

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[–] Fizz@lemmy.nz 7 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Kind of an easy one.

I would molest baby Hitler if I knew beforehand that it would stop the holocaust. Its disgusting but to save that many lives its above my personal comfort. its a duty to humanity at that point.

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 19 points 2 days ago

I would molest baby Hitler

~fizz@lemmy.nz

Now everyone will know, for better or worse

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 5 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Not everyone is even capable of that.

How the fuck can you reduce everything to a binary operation?

[–] IronBird@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

"if i knew beforehand it"

[–] Fizz@lemmy.nz 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I dont expect everyone to be capable of it. Im just saying put me in there coach and I can get it done. To save millions of people of course.

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 day ago

This comment section is precisely the goldmine that I hoped it would be

[–] SnapdragonBeehive@lemmy.world 0 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Nobody deserves molestation, no matter how evil they are. That shit ruins you for life and I'd argue that I'm more evil after molestation 🤷‍♂️. Just commit infanticide against baby Hitler tbh

[–] Fizz@lemmy.nz 3 points 1 day ago

There is only two choices molest or dont. I'm not out here picking molest as my preferred method. I dont think baby Hitler deserves it but if I knew the outcome and could prevent it I would and I'd probably kill myself after.