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[–] deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz 18 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Everyone already knows it'd be Elon.

[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

I always figured them as more of a nipple dick man. You know.. nipples being feminine or whatever he'd get them replaced with two flacid micropenes

[–] FrowingFostek@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

I heard he doesn't even use the one dick he has. Allegedly all his kids are IVF babies.

[–] deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz 4 points 2 days ago

I'm reasonably sure he's just one giant misshapen dick.