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Bets on who the first billionaire to get CRISPR for two dicks?
Everyone already knows it'd be Elon.
I heard he doesn't even use the one dick he has. Allegedly all his kids are IVF babies.
I'm reasonably sure he's just one giant misshapen dick.
I always figured them as more of a nipple dick man. You know.. nipples being feminine or whatever he'd get them replaced with two flacid micropenes
In a shock twist the machine is hacked and makes a penis grow out of Bezos’s forehead.
You never heard that Musk had a botched penis enlargement?
The women he "impregnates" mostly use IVF.
God I hope that's true and that it bothers him.
We’re getting Klingons!?
I can't remember author or short story name, but this evoked the memory of having read a short story I read some three decades or so ago who had vaginas surgically created all over his wife's body, including several on her face, then invited his friends over to for orgies with her. I don't recall much else about it either, except her sadness and his ultimate disgust with her, even she merely acquiesced; and in some ways, it sort of reminds me of the orisha who cut off her ear to secure the devotion of her beloved, and found herself banished from him.