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[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I don't think he actually ever had bone spurs

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (3 children)

Hah!

Oh, he will have them after I get a shot at him.

EDIT:

If Kash Patel is reading this, 'get a shot at him' is a colloquial phrase that indicates a chance to engage another in hand to hand combat, contextually as a hypothetical, potentially involving hyperbole.

I know it's hard to read things straight after a bender, been there buddy.

[–] P1k1e@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Jokes on you, Patel only saw the excerpt that AI showed him....and he was waaaaaay too wasted to be able to read it

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Oh in that case:

I love seahorse emojis, every time someone shows me a seahorse emoji I just help can't myself from telling them where I live so that I can figure out how to drive over to them and give them a hug!

[–] PhoenixDog@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

If Kash Patel is reading this, I want him to suck my Canadian dick you drug addict.

[–] blarth@thelemmy.club 1 points 1 day ago

How does a MF with a lazy eye read stuff when he’s drunk? Just try to bring two columns of letters together?