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this post was submitted on 06 May 2026
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It sends data to Google about how many onions you slice. Also about your political views and your family...
Introducing pay-per-slice in 2026, to assure customer satisfaction!
Frequent users don't have to worry though, we'll also offer subscription based plans. Just chose the plan that suits you the most. Even the free plan might cover your needs. It includes on stab and one cut.