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Need a AI update (discuss.online)
submitted 17 hours ago by FoxtrotDeltaTango@sh.itjust.works to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
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[–] GarboDog@lemmy.world 19 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago) (2 children)

The vibrator knife combo is such a stupid fucking idea, just buy a really nice knife that doesn’t let food stick and sharpen it often. It would be cheaper and far easier than this garbage

[–] invictvs@lemmy.world 8 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Sure, but then how would I get my "personalised experience" while dicing onions? What about the assistant using cutting edge AI technology to tell me how to chop the carrots?

[–] eepydeeby@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 6 hours ago

Heheheh cutting edge 🥁🥁💥

[–] chicken@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 9 hours ago

Yeah but then you wouldn't be using technology from Star Wars spinoffs