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[–] DioramaOfShit@lemmy.world 16 points 11 hours ago (3 children)

Does the handle part vibrate too? Asking for a friend.

[–] Allero@lemmy.today 1 points 2 hours ago
[–] BigBrownDog@lemmy.world 5 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago) (1 children)

Your friend should just buy a vibrator. Or 50 at the price of this knife.

Your friend is a pervert. I like them.

[–] luciferofastora@feddit.org 2 points 8 hours ago

Anything's more fun with a knife involved.

[–] Hupf@feddit.org 2 points 10 hours ago

Instructions unclear. Oh no.