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[–] roofuskit@lemmy.world 16 points 16 hours ago (2 children)

A fool and their money are soon parted. No doubt the worst $400 knife you can buy.

[–] Bytemeister@lemmy.world 2 points 4 hours ago (1 children)
[–] roofuskit@lemmy.world 3 points 3 hours ago

I meant chef's knife but didn't specify. When you include mall ninja shit all bets are off.

[–] Chakravanti@monero.town 1 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

I chose to be a fool and want the Mani Mani to disappear like Heath Ledger's.

Like fireworks this July would be my only base to let that comet go by in our shy of thrice around the Sun of Getting it.