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Sometimes we have those little epiphanies in the shower.. sometimes they come from other places. This is a home for those epiphanies.

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Cars should have two horns. A polite one and one that is a fuck you horn (literature.cafe)

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[–] Smeagol666@crazypeople.online 3 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago) (1 children)

I wish I had a train horn yesterday. Some asshat in a black Sequoia cut me off from the shoulder. If I were 10 years younger I would have followed this jerk and explained to them the error of their ways. I wish I had an rpg launcher, or at least a paintball gun, mounted on my car.

[–] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

I wanted to put the air horn from a semi-truck on my motorcycle. The little ^meep^ ^meep^ button Kawasaki installed wasn't capable of striking sufficient terror into the iPhone user behind the wheel of your average crossover.