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Sometimes we have those little epiphanies in the shower.. sometimes they come from other places. This is a home for those epiphanies.

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Cars should have two horns. A polite one and one that is a fuck you horn (literature.cafe)

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[–] Smeagol666@crazypeople.online 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

I wish I had a train horn yesterday. Some asshat in a black Sequoia cut me off from the shoulder. If I were 10 years younger I would have followed this jerk and explained to them the error of their ways. I wish I had an rpg launcher, or at least a paintball gun, mounted on my car.

[–] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I wanted to put the air horn from a semi-truck on my motorcycle. The little ^meep^ ^meep^ button Kawasaki installed wasn't capable of striking sufficient terror into the iPhone user behind the wheel of your average crossover.

[–] alltomorrowsregrets@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 months ago

Grade 10 a buddy got a free old Datsun B210. It needed a lot of work to get a road safety and we spent a lot of time at an auto-yard. The old guy there gave us an old train horn. It took some work to find a way to mount it and the compressor motor was 24 or 36 or something volts so we had to build something to adapt it but he got a tiny car with a really big horn.