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submitted 3 days ago by FoxtrotDeltaTango@sh.itjust.works to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] yakko@feddit.uk 24 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Sometimes I'll say "Computer! End simulation." Just to check.

[–] Naz@sh.itjust.works 24 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Unable to comply. Insufficient user permissions.

[–] yakko@feddit.uk 16 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Think I was happier not getting an answer.

[–] Czele@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

Of course You dont have necessary permissions. You're just an npc lol

[–] yakko@feddit.uk 3 points 2 days ago

So was Moriarty, Pinky.

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 1 points 2 days ago

Does he know?

[–] restingOface@quokk.au 1 points 2 days ago

This incident will be reported.