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WHY YOU LITTLE! (lemmy.world)
submitted 18 hours ago by FoxtrotDeltaTango@sh.itjust.works to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/46174405

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[–] CodiUnicorn@programming.dev 16 points 13 hours ago (2 children)

Wait... Oh. Oh no. That's why everything that's happening feels like a fever dream. I'm living in a meme from the 23rd century!

[–] yakko@feddit.uk 23 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Sometimes I'll say "Computer! End simulation." Just to check.

[–] Naz@sh.itjust.works 23 points 12 hours ago (1 children) 
Unable to comply. Insufficient user permissions.
[–] yakko@feddit.uk 15 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Think I was happier not getting an answer.

[–] Czele@lemmy.world 1 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago) (2 children)

Of course You dont have necessary permissions. You're just an npc lol

[–] yakko@feddit.uk 3 points 3 hours ago

So was Moriarty, Pinky.

[–] Avicenna@programming.dev 6 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago)

Surely Trump has to be an implant meme