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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works

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Anon has a very specific goal (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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just pretend this is green

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[–] SayJess@lemmy.blahaj.zone 64 points 6 days ago (3 children)

Get a million dollars.

[–] krashmo@lemmy.world 33 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I believe you get your ass kicked saying something like that

[–] pigup@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago (1 children)

two chicks

[–] FenrirIII@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

I believe you have my stapler

[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 5 points 6 days ago

Come 'ere, I've got words!

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 1 points 5 days ago

I don't think it would take a million. Maybe a couple grand.