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Rain happens without thunder all the time tho
Are you gonna argue with a pants shitter?
If you don’t argue with pant shitters then who do you argue with??
I'm gonna make eye contact and shit louder, with DETERMINATION
Gotta establish dominance.
Re-establish, you mean
All I see is two pants shitters
Ohh no, you don't want to start a shit off!
Shit up or shit out
"I HAVE DETERMINED THAT THERE'S SHIT IN MY PANTS!"
-pats approvingly-
Look at this guy, calling bullshit on Fleetwood Mac
Hey now, Fleetwood Mac said thunder only happens when it's raining. That means it can rain without thunder, but can't thunder without rain.
I concede and withdraw my prior point.
I also frequently piss without shitting myself, yet here we are.
I also sometimes piss without shitting myself.
Why?
Incontinence.
What do you do when you're at sea?
But do you ever shit without pissing? Maybe that's what Fleetwood Mac meant?
Fridays I’ve got traffic on my mind?
Not for the guy at the urinal next to you