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Seems all they have to do is invent some kind of nutsack.
These guys never heard of a "posh-wank?"
Edit: a posh wank is when you jerk it wearing a condom. Its also helpful if ur guy that doesnt like "the feel of condoms"
I never beat my meat at Oxford. What’s a posh-wank?
A wank whilst wearing a condom
With a condom is what I have heard. Expensive hence posh I guess!
Jacking it with a condom on
That's when you eat your cum so you don't have to clean up right?
Thats just normal recycling
Yeah but you have a side salad with it
That's a normal wank...er...right? Right?
Not exactly haha...its when you jack it with a condom on
Jack what?
IT
A coat.
Wait why would I jack a coat if I already have a condom on?
You're fine. Just wrong direction.
Wow...
I could Google it but I’d rather hear it from you since, no, I have never heard of a posh-wank.