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[–] Azrael@reddthat.com 20 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I did not know it is possible to marry a place or object

[–] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

How do they consent?

Now you might think, who cares? But think about this, if she can marry a river why can't I marry JP Morgan Chase?

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 4 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

What if JP Morgan Chase and I run off to Vegas together without telling her lawyers.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

how can you run off anywhere with JPMorganChase? they have branches on the moon and charge monthly fees to make you pay for the convenience of moon fees.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Marry the lawyer army

[–] SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 month ago

Life's too short, marry a wall if you love it enough. Who gives a shit, marry ten walls and a coffee. If a guy came up to me and said he was married to his car, I wouldn't think twice. Who am I to judge? Go ahead, change the world.

[–] cheers_queers@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 month ago

there is a woman who married the eiffel tower