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[–] ultrafastsloth@lemmy.world 25 points 2 days ago (1 children)

You misspelled “floating viral incubator”

[–] lagoon8622@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

That's where viruses go to gain experience and level up. It's like that vacuum chamber or whatever in that stupid kids anime. The viruses come out 9000x stronger

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 2 points 23 hours ago (1 children)
[–] lagoon8622@sh.itjust.works 1 points 20 hours ago

I was thinking of DBZ lol