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it's called a cruise and it fucking sucks.
You misspelled “floating viral incubator”
That's where viruses go to gain experience and level up. It's like that vacuum chamber or whatever in that stupid kids anime. The viruses come out 9000x stronger
One-piece?
I was thinking of DBZ lol
there's also the weaponized floating parking-lot
Cruises are cool. The problem is that modern cruises are ecologically ass and only reasonably affordable to the rich.
I don't get that opinion. It's a place where you, depending on what you pay for, get to eat and drink as much as you like, while reading in the sun. Sometimes you even stop in ports and find other cool places to visit later. If you can't ignore the other passengers, then you need a higher level in Ignore.
why would you think my opinion is based on not being able to ignore others? that is a weird assumption
this is going to sound weird, but i enjoy cooking my own meals and i don't think they let you do that on cruises
Disagree strongly. Gourmet meals are included and nothing beats waking up to a different view on your balcony every day. Plus there's so much to do on the ship, you hardly have to even get off at the ports (but of course you still should).
Best vacation ever. If I lived near the east coast, I'd go on a cruise every year. They're a lot less expensive than you think. The flight is the most expensive part.
You can gamble on Deck A, drink yourself solid on Deck B, gambling on the smoking Deck C, Gamble on the slots on deck D, eat an infinite amount of garbage quality food on the pool deck, and finally gamble on Deck E.