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[–] BellyPurpledGerbil@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Friend of mine refuses to cuss. She makes up childish ones in their place.

One day we were playing League of Legends and she fucked something up then said: "Son of a biscuit bean-dip mother-frito!!!" I'd never say it in place of a good "oh fuck me, then" but I will never forget it for as long as I live.