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Eight-ish? Dad of two nearing fifty so I guess I'm on par for the course.
One is discovered thanks to US memes is the dad uniform including New Balance. I bought some NB when I was in China and I have to say they really are comfy.
The one about awkward loads is hilarious to me. Because it really is true though. You can lift a shit ton more if you've a good grip! I can hardly lift a washing machine, but I can carry one on my back without issue.
You're about to have 48 more kids?
No, there's two kids who are both about to turn 50. Dad is of unknown age.
Well he'd have to be at least 50