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[–] Zak@lemmy.world 13 points 13 hours ago (2 children)

Under other circumstances, I might agree with you, but the guy built a bong into his dashboard.

That's an impressive level of commitment to DUI.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 5 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

it's not convictions, it's arrests. after i'd been arrested (not convicted) 60 times, fuck obeying the law. the social contract broke.

[–] Mesophar@pawb.social 4 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Fuck endangering other people

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

fuck harassing people to the point they feel all life is worthless

[–] Mesophar@pawb.social 3 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Pretty sure that is ALSO endangering other people

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

Yeah I was agreeing, but in a fuck the police way. Seriously how did he get to 90 arrests. After 10 they should have had social services there to see why and how they could help. You can't get to that many arrests without police intentionally fucking up the prosecution to let him go and arrest him again.

[–] PyroNeurosis@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 10 hours ago

Where in the dash was it built? Maybe our hero is the designated driver with a passion for making sure that passengers riding shotgun never have to be sober.