[yellow shrugs, smiling]
What's wrong with russian roulette?
I played it once and didn't die
[yellow is now smiling harder, in a creepy way, gun in hand]
That must mean it's safe
this post was submitted on 10 Mar 2026
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Any excuse you van come up with, eh? Still crying over me, a day later. Just like I told you, night came and I forgot all about you, because like I keep repeating, I've seen this exact same tantrum from hundreds of kids like you.
Which is why anyone reading the thread can see how I predict everything you do, while you can't do nothing but dance to my whistle.
Why did you approach me in DM's?
And why was it with childish messages like these?
You're utterly pathetic.
Heeeeeyyyy, you didn't forget about me! 3 paragraphs and some rehashed comments!
Not your best work. Now dance.
A whole minute or two, you're more eager to interact with me than teenagers are to stroke their genitals. Like I said yesterday, this is nothing new to me, but you're completely worked up and can't let go, let alone ever actually forgetting this.
The only one you're deluding is yourself.
You can't pretend to high-road someone after you stalk them and spam their profile and reply to all their comments across the Fediverse. I still haven't even once opened your user, yet you actually have paranoid conspiracy theories on how I have two accounts.
Telling everyone that you indeed have two accounts and attempt to manipulate fucking votes, on fkin Lemmy :DDD
Real mature, aren't you? "I HAVE TO GET THE LAST WORD BUT I DON'T HAVR ANYTHING TO SAY SO I'M JUST GONNA SPAM 'COOOOOOOOLLLL' LIKE A BIG BOI!!!" XDDDD
Dance bitch. Arrogant fuckwit. I got nothing to do at work today and they don't care if I use my phone. Where are you that you can send of tirades?
4 paragraphs. 11 today.
"I don't read the comments of the person I'm actively stalking"
Who do you think would believe that?
Oh you actually work? That's fucking sad, as the implication is that you're not actually a teenager, for whom a tantrum like this would've been remotely acceptable.
Hmm I wonder where you came up with the "dance bitch" thing. Almost as if you had been troubled by someone making you their bitch. I wonder who that could be.
Oh right, me. So why did you approach me in DM's? Big boi at work, but can't even say why he DM's, because writing "I'm childish and don't have anything to say but I want to pretend I'm not the illiterate moron I very clearly project the air of" <3333
4 paragraphs, 27 today. Thats adding up fast for someone who doesn't care. We've been at this what 45 minutes. How many people am I saving from you "brilliance"?
What do you mean "for someone who doesn't care"? I don't care about you personally, no. Not a single fucking cent, while living rent-free in your mind. Edit right a thought got cut off here. Meant to add that: I do care about the truth. So as long as you're pretending with these lies, I'm gonna keep replying.
It's your own fault for not believing me. I don't lie. I haven't even opened your profile, yet you stalk mine and answer as soon as I post something, because you still imagine that you can pretend not to be absolutely wrecked and crying over me pointing out how predictable and simple you are.
Uhh, the rhetorical brilliance of say
Spamming the word "cooolllll" written like that. You're right, I'm sure people will see you for the genius you are instead of the cheap bitch who I have running and fetching for me.
See I've been in threads like this for weeks. Literally. Because I can keep pointing out all the things in it.
Like you literally stalking my profile and going to several threads in which I am in.... with multiple accounts, to vote manipulate a discussion on Lemmy most people prolly won't ever see.
However if they do see it, they'll surely agree with you that "mommy mommy this man is better at producing text than me so I'm gonna call him stoopid".
You can't say anything that would remotely get my goat, but clearly I've already burned through to your subconscious. Probably permanently. ;>
6! 6 paragraphs. 39 today. Keep dancing.
When did you ever predict anything I've done? You're just repeating my lines back, showing me how badly I hit a sore point by calling your childish answers out.
And then you try to high-road me, after which you go back to "wyaaah stop writing on forums wyaah" :DD
You can't even observe the conversation let alone control it.
You're here every time I open my phone, like a very loyal (female) dog. And you do the same exact thing everytime yesyoudooyesyoudoo whos a good lil girl you are you are, pat pat
Just to annoy you gonna repost this one of your gems as well.
Another 4. That is a solid 50. About where your iq is sitting. Fucking chud thought you were against spam.
"you like reading and writing and that makes uu stoopid!"
What weird attempts. What is this, a preschool recess? "Hey that guy is better at reading and writing, that means he's stupider than me, neerd!"
Every bit of your screeching and screeming is boring to me. I've seen it hundreds of times. Literally. They're probably still up on Reddit somewhere actually, which in all honesty you've probably checked as well, seeing as how you can't resist my profile and replying to me in several threads, because you feel bad and you think you can make me feel bad.
Sorry bud, the hurt only flows one way. ;>
How long do you plan on keeping this up? Because I've literally gone weeks. There's no thread limit. You can't address anything you've done or anything I've said, all you can manage is "look he writes more than me". Well duh, you're my little bitch, dancing dancing dancing.
Nicely fetched bytheway, just like I said in my previous comment you would. I've met dogs more intelligent than you. :D
4 paragraphs. 66. Wow you're really butthurt. Hiw do think you're winning at this?
Everything you say is projection. So what you're saying there is you are really butthurt. And yes, it's obvious to anyone who sees the thread or your profile, I guess. Must be one hella intellectual looking profile with comments where you whine about how you can't get through four paragraphs..
But still prove me correct in that you can't say anything, address any of your motives for staying in this thread, or why you're here in the first place.
Because you know saying "well he just hurt me so bad yesterday that I can't let go until I hurt him bacl". Unfortunately, nothing you say or do can hurt me, despite your massive butthurt.
Like I said, I've seen this exact tantrum hundreds of times on different platforms throughout the years. It's always the same. Now you think you can just write short replies and it's not much work. (Work because anything to do with reading or writing feels like work to you because it's so hard for you.)
I on the other hand, can address any and all history, both yours and mine, why I'm in the threads I am and why I'm not so pathetic as to stalk a user and use several accounts on mfkin Lemmy to vote manipulate. It's ridiculous.
History like your DM's to me. Why did you send me DM's? Oh right, the butthurt...
Now go on, fetch me a few more tallies, goooood giirl yyeees
5 paragraphs, 75 today. How much of your time are you using to ramble at me?
You mean how much time do I enjoy spending making fun of your ego?
As much as I can get, because you're amusement to me.
However to you reading and writing is something bad and unjoyable. So you're not here because you like writing... so why are you here then?
Why have you stalked me as a user and entered several threads that you've contributed nothing to? Oh right, because I make you so butthurt. Bwahahah
How much of your work-breaks are you spending on having this tantrum?
None 4 paragraphs, 89. Man you really are a whiny bitch.
Ooh, little babby still having a tantrum.
A bitch is a female dog, much more fitting a descriptor to you instead of me. Because when I whistle, you do a thing you're trained to do. Also, you're obsessed with me, like dogs are about their owners.
Also also, your rhetorical output is about on the same level.
So why are you in this thread? Why do you obsess over me? I don't even remember your username, let alone obsess over every cent of your profile, like you do mine.
You'll quit, sooner or later. No-one you're lying to except yourself. And even you don't buy your bs.
4 paragraphs, 102. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN WE HAVE REAL POS UNEMPLOYED WRITER SHOWING WHY HE DOESN'T HAVE WORK.
bitch please, you're trigged.