[yellow shrugs, smiling]
What's wrong with russian roulette?
I played it once and didn't die
[yellow is now smiling harder, in a creepy way, gun in hand]
That must mean it's safe
this post was submitted on 10 Mar 2026
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"you like reading and writing and that makes uu stoopid!"
What weird attempts. What is this, a preschool recess? "Hey that guy is better at reading and writing, that means he's stupider than me, neerd!"
Every bit of your screeching and screeming is boring to me. I've seen it hundreds of times. Literally. They're probably still up on Reddit somewhere actually, which in all honesty you've probably checked as well, seeing as how you can't resist my profile and replying to me in several threads, because you feel bad and you think you can make me feel bad.
Sorry bud, the hurt only flows one way. ;>
How long do you plan on keeping this up? Because I've literally gone weeks. There's no thread limit. You can't address anything you've done or anything I've said, all you can manage is "look he writes more than me". Well duh, you're my little bitch, dancing dancing dancing.
Nicely fetched bytheway, just like I said in my previous comment you would. I've met dogs more intelligent than you. :D
4 paragraphs. 66. Wow you're really butthurt. Hiw do think you're winning at this?
Everything you say is projection. So what you're saying there is you are really butthurt. And yes, it's obvious to anyone who sees the thread or your profile, I guess. Must be one hella intellectual looking profile with comments where you whine about how you can't get through four paragraphs..
But still prove me correct in that you can't say anything, address any of your motives for staying in this thread, or why you're here in the first place.
Because you know saying "well he just hurt me so bad yesterday that I can't let go until I hurt him bacl". Unfortunately, nothing you say or do can hurt me, despite your massive butthurt.
Like I said, I've seen this exact tantrum hundreds of times on different platforms throughout the years. It's always the same. Now you think you can just write short replies and it's not much work. (Work because anything to do with reading or writing feels like work to you because it's so hard for you.)
I on the other hand, can address any and all history, both yours and mine, why I'm in the threads I am and why I'm not so pathetic as to stalk a user and use several accounts on mfkin Lemmy to vote manipulate. It's ridiculous.
History like your DM's to me. Why did you send me DM's? Oh right, the butthurt...
Now go on, fetch me a few more tallies, goooood giirl yyeees
5 paragraphs, 75 today. How much of your time are you using to ramble at me?
You mean how much time do I enjoy spending making fun of your ego?
As much as I can get, because you're amusement to me.
However to you reading and writing is something bad and unjoyable. So you're not here because you like writing... so why are you here then?
Why have you stalked me as a user and entered several threads that you've contributed nothing to? Oh right, because I make you so butthurt. Bwahahah
How much of your work-breaks are you spending on having this tantrum?
None 4 paragraphs, 89. Man you really are a whiny bitch.
Ooh, little babby still having a tantrum.
A bitch is a female dog, much more fitting a descriptor to you instead of me. Because when I whistle, you do a thing you're trained to do. Also, you're obsessed with me, like dogs are about their owners.
Also also, your rhetorical output is about on the same level.
So why are you in this thread? Why do you obsess over me? I don't even remember your username, let alone obsess over every cent of your profile, like you do mine.
You'll quit, sooner or later. No-one you're lying to except yourself. And even you don't buy your bs.
4 paragraphs, 102. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN WE HAVE REAL POS UNEMPLOYED WRITER SHOWING WHY HE DOESN'T HAVE WORK.
bitch please, you're trigged.
"trigged"?
You mean "triggered", surely?
You can't write "too" or "triggered". Your grasp of basic English is worse than mine was at 15, and it's my third language, lol.
"he writes a lot, and he shouldn't write at all, because I hate how it makes me have to reply because I can't control myself when my ridiculous ego makes me do stuff"
Everything you say is projection. So you're "trigged". Just like you have been for more than a day now. I've told you I stay in these threads for weeks, because it's hilarious when you finally realise how utterly you're publicly shaming yourself.
And that no matter what you do, this tantrum of yours will be online forever.
Oh right you can't read this far. And you're proud of it. Usually people aren't proud of being illiterate, and actually it's considered a fairly negative thing. Especially for supposed adults.
Perhaps you should start with some children's literature and work your way upwards. You know the ones with only one sentence on the page and the rest is illustration. Sounds like your level. ;>
Now dance bitch. I guess you'll make it at most two more days. Prove me wrong, bitchito.
7, 118. Now you're back to form. Pathetic.
I saw them say you wrote 7 entire paragraphs, so I had to unblock you for a moment and read this one. Congrats on breaking 100 today btw
You're the one saying it lol