[yellow shrugs, smiling]
What's wrong with russian roulette?
I played it once and didn't die
[yellow is now smiling harder, in a creepy way, gun in hand]
That must mean it's safe
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Ooh, little babby still having a tantrum.
A bitch is a female dog, much more fitting a descriptor to you instead of me. Because when I whistle, you do a thing you're trained to do. Also, you're obsessed with me, like dogs are about their owners.
Also also, your rhetorical output is about on the same level.
So why are you in this thread? Why do you obsess over me? I don't even remember your username, let alone obsess over every cent of your profile, like you do mine.
You'll quit, sooner or later. No-one you're lying to except yourself. And even you don't buy your bs.
4 paragraphs, 102. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN WE HAVE REAL POS UNEMPLOYED WRITER SHOWING WHY HE DOESN'T HAVE WORK.
bitch please, you're trigged.
"trigged"?
You mean "triggered", surely?
You can't write "too" or "triggered". Your grasp of basic English is worse than mine was at 15, and it's my third language, lol.
"he writes a lot, and he shouldn't write at all, because I hate how it makes me have to reply because I can't control myself when my ridiculous ego makes me do stuff"
Everything you say is projection. So you're "trigged". Just like you have been for more than a day now. I've told you I stay in these threads for weeks, because it's hilarious when you finally realise how utterly you're publicly shaming yourself.
And that no matter what you do, this tantrum of yours will be online forever.
Oh right you can't read this far. And you're proud of it. Usually people aren't proud of being illiterate, and actually it's considered a fairly negative thing. Especially for supposed adults.
Perhaps you should start with some children's literature and work your way upwards. You know the ones with only one sentence on the page and the rest is illustration. Sounds like your level. ;>
Now dance bitch. I guess you'll make it at most two more days. Prove me wrong, bitchito.
7, 118. Now you're back to form. Pathetic.
I saw them say you wrote 7 entire paragraphs, so I had to unblock you for a moment and read this one. Congrats on breaking 100 today btw
You're the one saying it lol