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“Erika Kirk will continue his legacy, and will be a fearless advocate for the most elite airpower force in the history of the world whose warriors keep our nation safe, strong and free.”

Do you think Erika Kirk could even describe to you how airplanes fly with a basic grade school explanation?

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[–] manxu@piefed.social 2 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Don't you think she's more loudly going to preach about the virtues of out Lord and Savior, Six-pack Jesus?

[–] aproposnix@scribe.disroot.org 2 points 20 hours ago

More likely she'll try to groom your kids for the Epstein class.