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So basically she's there to help brainwash service members into accepting the coming Apocalypse where they will be embraced by baby Jesus.
She’s there to preach about women staying home, raising kids, and keeping quiet. Except her of course, she’s special.
Serena fucking Joy over here
That’s been a core value of the academy for decades. It’s a religious cult disguised as a military academy
Don't you think she's more loudly going to preach about the virtues of out Lord and Savior, Six-pack Jesus?
More likely she'll try to groom your kids for the Epstein class.
Angry evangelical baby jesus. Big distinction, that little shit.