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[–] aproposnix@scribe.disroot.org 73 points 11 hours ago (4 children)

So basically she's there to help brainwash service members into accepting the coming Apocalypse where they will be embraced by baby Jesus.

[–] NottaLottaOcelot@lemmy.ca 12 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

She’s there to preach about women staying home, raising kids, and keeping quiet. Except her of course, she’s special.

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 6 hours ago

Serena fucking Joy over here

[–] robolemmy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 20 points 11 hours ago

That’s been a core value of the academy for decades. It’s a religious cult disguised as a military academy

[–] manxu@piefed.social 1 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Don't you think she's more loudly going to preach about the virtues of out Lord and Savior, Six-pack Jesus?

[–] aproposnix@scribe.disroot.org 2 points 9 hours ago

More likely she'll try to groom your kids for the Epstein class.

[–] hector@lemmy.today 0 points 7 hours ago

Angry evangelical baby jesus. Big distinction, that little shit.