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[–] Janx@piefed.social 8 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Wow, I can't believe you said that!!! I was vibing with a woman who approached me. Got her number, we have similar interests, etc. I mentioned in a text something offhand about my cat in the context of "what have you been up to"... Boom. Instant ghost. Never heard from her again!

[–] TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world 4 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago) (2 children)

a lot of women think a man with a cat is gay. even if they have a cat, or like cats.

it's incredibly stupid. but incredibly common.

[–] Janx@piefed.social 3 points 4 hours ago

Okay... Maybe this is a dumb question... but if I get her digits and am clearly pursuing her... how could she think I'm gay!?

[–] how_we_burned@lemmy.zip 2 points 4 hours ago

a lot of women think a man with a cat is gay. even if they have a cat, or like cats.

Yeah when I got my cat all I wanted to do was have anal sex with a guy.

It was so odd. Pat a dog and it's like all want is pussy.

Pat a cat and bam, ass all the way