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Okay... maybe this is a dumb question. But if I get her digits and am clearly pursuing her... how could she think I'm gay!?
because she isn't logical or thoughtful person. She is emotional and biased and has lots of irrational insane beliefs.
I dated a woman once who told me eating cereal was unmanly and pathetic. Like granola. I was suppose to eat MEAT and BREAD, and be a MAN. but eating a bowl of fruits, nuts, and grains was WEAK.
I just laughed and tried to dismiss it, but she was dead serious and basically said if I want to keep seeing her I'm not allowed to eat granola as a cereal in a bowl w/milk... only in bar form as a hiking snack or something. It was so arbitrary and bizarre.
Maybe she thought you're bi, apparently that's a big turn off for some women.