(The meme's author may be convinced but I am still not, to be clear)
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Hey, maybe if we're lucky, Claude will accidentally lock the world out of using nukes forever.
Hey, Claude isn't actually used there anymore. Anthropic had some insanely basic red lines, and the Department of War wasn't a fan. All the murdering efforts are now done by OpenAI.
Or, more likely, Claude will launch them.
Would be funny if it also forgets to open the hatches
Not if I launch them first! Where's the 9v battery for the rocket engine igniter?