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[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Last updated 7 years ago with a version of PHP that's EoL now. Is this still relevant?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

Since PHP has to maintain backward compatibility, many of the issues are not and will never be fixed.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 days ago

Long ago, I solved all of the ways in which PHP made me sad...

...by abandoning it.

Nowadays we have better languages that can do the job at least as well.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 days ago

Does this site really not support HTTPS? I'm just gonna assume that the author's views on PHP are also stuck in 2005 then, like his website.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago

Hate it when my paamayim nekudotayims

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago

Posting quote because my client doesn't show any information about this link:

These are things in PHP which make me sad. They are real, objective issues which I have personally encountered in my normal day-to-day activites. Nothing on this site should be taken to be the view of my employer or is related to my employer in any way.