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Do you have a name, or can I call you mine? (hilariouschaos.com)
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Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears. (hilariouschaos.com)
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Your eyes are like the ocean. I'm lost at sea (hilariouschaos.com)
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Voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you (hilariouschaos.com)
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I would like to take a picture of you to prove all my friends that angels really exist (hilariouschaos.com)
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A doctor said that I need vitamin 'U' (hilariouschaos.com)
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Your hotness makes the sun feel jealous (hilariouschaos.com)
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If a spider bites me, then I turn into spiderman. But if you bite me, then I become your man (hilariouschaos.com)
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Your hotness makes the sun feel jealous (hilariouschaos.com)
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I wish I were cross-eyed so I can see you twice (hilariouschaos.com)
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I wrote your name on the wall but it was painted, I wrote your name on the sky but it was washed away by the rains, now I wrote it in my heart who will rub it? (hilariouschaos.com)
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Do you want to spend to night at my house? The couch may pull out but I don't (hilariouschaos.com)
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My eyes are burning from your hotness (hilariouschaos.com)
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Yeah, I’m missing my teeth, it just means that there’s more space for your tongue (hilariouschaos.com)
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Your face without freckles is like a night sky without stars (hilariouschaos.com)
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What's on the menu? Me-N-U (hilariouschaos.com)
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If you think the weather is hot today, you haven't seen my body (hilariouschaos.com)
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I think I saw you on Spotify. You were hottest single lately (hilariouschaos.com)
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I know we could win the World Cup in tonsil hockey (hilariouschaos.com)
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Do you want to spend to night at my house? The couch may pull out but I don't (hilariouschaos.com)
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A life without you would be like having PC, but not having internet connection (hilariouschaos.com)
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Don't be afraid Cinderella. I will get you home before 12 (hilariouschaos.com)
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If I jumped on you, would you beat me off? (hilariouschaos.com)
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Can I take a photo of you? I want to show Santa what I want for Christmas (hilariouschaos.com)
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How do you use no pen and paper, but still draw my attention? (hilariouschaos.com)
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