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Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day? (hilariouschaos.com)
 

Because they're scent-imental!

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Why did the math teacher open a window company? (hilariouschaos.com)
 

Because she excelled in her field!

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What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? (hilariouschaos.com)
 

A thesaurus!

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Why did the chicken join a band? (hilariouschaos.com)
 

Because it had the drumsticks!

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Why did the baker go to therapy? (hilariouschaos.com)
 

He kneaded some help!

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Why don't some fish play piano? (hilariouschaos.com)
 

Because you can't tuna fish!

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What did the big flower say to the little flower? (hilariouschaos.com)
 

"Hey, bud!"

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Why can't you trust an atom? (hilariouschaos.com)
 

Because they make up everything!

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Why did the music note apply for a job? (hilariouschaos.com)
 

It wanted to find its natural place!

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Why did the frog take the bus to work? (hilariouschaos.com)
 

His car got toad!

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Why did the scarecrow become a successful neurosurgeon? (hilariouschaos.com)
 

He was outstanding in his field!

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Why was the music teacher always so good with keys? (hilariouschaos.com)
 

She had perfect pitch!

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