yannic

To be fair, sometimes a press deadline is just unreasonable. My dad was called for comment on a recent corporate acquisition. At the time, he was driving to another province to pick up my older sister who had three days' notice to head back home to fill a spot in a classroom. She was on a waiting list and their vehicle even broke down during the trip. This was during the age of car phones, but airtime was so costly, we never used ours. The newspaper made it seem like he didn't want to comment.

Sometimes life just happens at an inconvenient time.

Am I old if I read BTRFS as butterface?

Surely those standards are occasionally amended to include historic exceptions.

Also, the Canadian Taxpayers Federation which has recently paid for YouTube ads against automatic tax filing.

I am a used car salesman just for the day.

That'll buff right out.

I was about to buy some asparagus that were labeled as the product of Mexico (hey, protectionism isn't a solitary action). Some employee helpfully left them in the shipping box, which was labeled "Distributed by..." some place in the US of A.

Yes, this old news is about a nuclear-powered attack submarine, not necessarily a submarine that can nuclear-attack.

...but dark chocolate is not milk chocolate, it's dark chocolate.

Stop putting milk in your dark chocolate, and I'll start caring.

Yes, that's the intention when used properly. When abused, it's a "cover your ass" statement.

I challenge these manufacturers to provide actual data supporting their claims that these allergens can be found near their production lines, or in the factories producing their ingredients.

That lazy allergens list. Besides shellfish, the only allergens not in "may contain" are actually in the ingredients.

Make it true. Make an announcement saying we have ceded to his demands and have forbidden the banks from operating here.