xkbx

joined 2 years ago
[–] xkbx@startrek.website 3 points 1 month ago

This news comes in like a nuke in the war against hopelessness and I’m putting on my nuclear shades 😎

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 14 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Close your eyes and say you don’t believe in ghosts

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Can confirm, need to make other drivers pay for my insecurities, letters only make my insecurities bigger and my ding dong smaller

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 23 points 1 month ago (2 children)

We are all Ken M’s waifu on this blessed day

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 14 points 1 month ago

roast all weenie and sin from the world

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 3 points 1 month ago

When its not adove its delow

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 18 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (4 children)

“Please calculate the totals to reflect a favourable result”

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 34 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

just think of how many words rhyme with gay

Day

Pay

Hella gay

Stay

Really gay

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 6 points 1 month ago

I’m not sure if I’m missing something but i thought that was funny as fuck

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 26 points 1 month ago

Ah, Efst56, what could’ve been

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 6 points 1 month ago

Carry my phone in my underwear

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 10 points 2 months ago

I put down box gently

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