“I walked into a tart shop and condescended to people who discuss tarts”
whiteblacula
joined 1 month ago
Sign was painted, said "Private Property" > But on the back side, it didn't say nothing
Genius line. It says so much, so simply. God I wish I could write like this man
Gif finds a way
How am I supposed to not read those bubbles in the wrong order?
I suggest trying to hook up with a Russian girl. Hymn To Red October is a banger, and it’s pretty long
Yeah that’s a crazy out of touch thing to say. That is exactly what every person does at every gas station.
Next time ask her to hum the national anthem while she’s doing it. No shame in this game
So a straight bj is 5/10 but a hummer is 10/10? You got a peculiar dick my friend
view more: next ›
Now that you mention it, it’s 8 most days