turtlesareneat

joined 2 months ago
[–] turtlesareneat@piefed.ca 2 points 2 hours ago

I'm buying fireworks this summer, but they aren't being used on the 4th.

[–] turtlesareneat@piefed.ca 5 points 3 hours ago

I have met Hunter Biden. I will take that bet.

[–] turtlesareneat@piefed.ca 6 points 6 hours ago

He looks like a nice guy, I'm sure getting rich off the self-exploitation of others gets you into heaven, which is why I am not sad that another billionaire is dead.

[–] turtlesareneat@piefed.ca 8 points 6 hours ago (3 children)

What are we looking at here

[–] turtlesareneat@piefed.ca 18 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

I once got my own dick in my mouth, now if I sit in a chair without lumbar support I can't walk for 3 days.

[–] turtlesareneat@piefed.ca 3 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

If you wait long enough the government just does it for you

[–] turtlesareneat@piefed.ca 5 points 18 hours ago

It's in some indiana jones ripoff movie right now so lots of folks will be learning

[–] turtlesareneat@piefed.ca 29 points 18 hours ago

And giving literally everything away so the rich can have a little more

[–] turtlesareneat@piefed.ca 4 points 1 day ago

Can it at least be chocolate pain 😑

[–] turtlesareneat@piefed.ca 13 points 1 day ago (5 children)

He did get permits before demoing tho, right?

[–] turtlesareneat@piefed.ca 8 points 1 day ago

Go to the mall, find a sunglasses stand. Try on polarized sunglasses until you find something you like under $12 or so.

You'll find the brand/model number written somewhere on the frame. Google it, and find someplace to buy them by the case.

By a case of 10, put it in your drawer. Bonus points for getting it in another color (I have a set of white frame chunky glasses, but also the exact same model in black for fancy occasions).

Now you have sunglasses you can afford to lose constantly, a backup supply, and a signature look.

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