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[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 6 points 5 hours ago

I will never watch it, I have seen enough shit already. No amount of shitty meme will change that.

[–] Karl@literature.cafe 21 points 8 hours ago (4 children)

I haven't watched that video and I don't want to. But my inner demons won't leave me alone. Posts like these are inspiring me to watch the video.

[–] zerobot@lemmy.wtf 10 points 6 hours ago

why though, if anything it should do the opposite, the ape did not seem better off, learn from the ape!

[–] phar@lemmy.world 5 points 7 hours ago
[–] NepGinger@lemy.nl 8 points 8 hours ago

Why would you make me think about that video. It is supposed to be neatly tucked away where it doesn't haunt my dreams.

[–] jello@programming.dev 43 points 13 hours ago (2 children)

Original for anyone else curious

[–] Twinklebreeze@lemmy.world 48 points 11 hours ago (1 children)
[–] rbesfe@lemmy.ca 2 points 8 hours ago

Stewie Griffin Family Guy

[–] dingus@lemmy.world 21 points 10 hours ago (1 children)
[–] WraithGear@lemmy.world 3 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

i know the video the monkey saw. he saw naked ankles surrounding a center framed glass jar, then a lot of blood

[–] dingus@lemmy.world 9 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Ah yeah that is what is happening in the OP. But I don't understand the Stewie Griffin one.

[–] WraithGear@lemmy.world 2 points 6 hours ago

oh sorry, the picture didn’t load and i didn’t notice.

i guess family guy is just that terrible

[–] blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 33 points 14 hours ago (1 children)
[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 5 points 13 hours ago (3 children)

So the shitting video, male version?

[–] Passerby6497@lemmy.world 38 points 11 hours ago

No, that would be a marked improvement over the reality

[–] IntrovertTurtle@lemmy.zip 30 points 11 hours ago (3 children)

Much much worse. He sits down on the jar. Then keeps going. About halfway in, the tension breaks the jar and he begins pulling broken glass out of his ass.

[–] chunes@lemmy.world 23 points 11 hours ago (1 children)
[–] village604@adultswim.fan 16 points 10 hours ago (3 children)

Don't read his interview about it. It's somehow more disturbing than the video.

[–] teslasaur@lemmy.world 4 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

An interview? What in the fuck. I know I've seen the video, but why in the fugly flaptits is there an interview? I might have to go look for it.

[–] village604@adultswim.fan 4 points 4 hours ago

What I saw was a transcript of it, so I don't know if a recording of the interview exists.

[–] turtlesareneat@piefed.ca 6 points 6 hours ago

My headcannon is that it's fake and you will not be contradicting that cannon, thankyouverymuch

[–] ZMoney@lemmy.world 1 points 7 hours ago (1 children)
[–] PolyLlamaRous@lemmy.world 7 points 7 hours ago

Don't. Just don't. Trust me there are things you can't unsee.

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 4 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

That hurts merely reading it.

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 3 points 5 hours ago

imagine how much more it hurt to experience it.

[–] TheGiantKorean@lemmy.today 9 points 12 hours ago

He poops out glass and blood, so kinda?

[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 70 points 19 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Shirow@lemmy.zip 48 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Oh no... I understood it the second time I saw it.

[–] brambc@lemmy.world 3 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

We, as whole, have been judged.

[–] jballs@sh.itjust.works 2 points 9 hours ago (1 children)
[–] brambc@lemmy.world 2 points 7 hours ago

I thank for taking my well laid out bait! +1

[–] Tja@programming.dev 16 points 16 hours ago (4 children)
[–] mech@feddit.org 49 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

It's a reference to a video that will jar you for life.

[–] Landless2029@lemmy.world 4 points 11 hours ago (2 children)

Yeah it's from the dark early days of the web. Up there with the bathtub one.

[–] Washedupcynic@lemmy.ca 1 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

let's not forget 2 girls 1 cup.

[–] ThunderQueen@lemmy.world 3 points 6 hours ago

....no, let's

[–] mech@feddit.org 2 points 11 hours ago

And the Dagestan beheading video.

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 13 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3W2LJ3ZCHQA

It's a YouTube video about the subject, not the actual video.

[–] SuperPengato@scribe.disroot.org 13 points 14 hours ago

TL;DW

TitleA man shoved a glass jar in his butthole and broke it

[–] Deceptichum@quokk.au 8 points 16 hours ago
[–] bridgeburner@lemmy.world 1 points 11 hours ago
[–] wabafee@lemmy.world 15 points 17 hours ago

Would this be animal abuse?

[–] Chozo@fedia.io 9 points 18 hours ago